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Help! I Can’t Remember the Names of My Flowers

July 16, 2022 By Barbara Falconer Newhall 10 Comments

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Statice blossoms — shown here against the siding of the house, which is in need of a paint job. That’s my next project. Watch this space. Photos by Barbara Newhall

I can’t remember the names of my flowers. It’s embarrassing.

I know a fern when I see one. And a rose. And an iris. And a few months ago I finally mastered that polysyllabic tongue-twister, alstromeria.

But you’ve got me at Armeria. And Aqueligia. And all the other plants that are showing up at the local plant nursery these days with fancy, melodic — forgettable — Latinate names.

A Fuzzy Plant. A Rash

I like my newly arrived flowers — except whichever one it was who caused the rash on the back of my hand last week. (Kangaroo Paw, you adorable, stubby, fuzzy thing — I’m looking at you)

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Alstromeria ‘Colorata Lisa.’ Hmmm. This close-up photo indicates something might be nibbling on my alstromeria. Do I need to do something about that?

But usually if you like someone or something, you don’t keep forgetting its name. I like the people in my life, for example. And I mostly I remember their names. But not my beloved flowers, which were planted in May. Not the  Campanula. Not the Convovlluou mauritanicus. Not the geranium biokovo.

So, What Do I Do When I Can’t Remember the Names of My Flowers?

I do what any sensible 21st-century gardener would do — I get out my cell phone and aim my plant ID app at it.

That delicate pink flower with the pointy petals. Are you an Armeria? An Aquilegia? A Campanula? An Echinacea?

Aquilegia is also known as columbine. Maybe I’ll forget the fancy name and just call it columbine. This homely wall holds up my neighbors’ front yard. I’ve planted creeping fig to cover it up. See the video below.

I should know. I knew it last month when I watched the gardener put you in the ground.

But now I have to use my trusty plant ID app to remember your name . . .

Ah, yes. Of course. You’re an Aquilegia. I knew that. So glad you like it here in my garden.

Just because I forgot your name (again) doesn’t mean I don’t think you’re wonderful.

Take a Tour of the Finished Side and Backyard Gardens — 2 1/2 Minutes

My new backyard and side yard gardens have been under construction for the past year. And now the job is finished at last: the retaining walls are in. The stairways and landings are in. The railings — yards and yards of them — are there for the grabbing. And the new plants are settling happily in.

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  1. Sharon Metzler Dow says

    July 19, 2022 at 12:09 pm

    Hello, Barbara — You always achieve what you set your mind to. This landscaping/ hardscaping is a beautiful melding of a gentle human footprint within a magnificent canyon and forest. So wonderful to hear your warm and musical voice. Sharon, Your Page to Stage Buddy

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    • Barbara Falconer Newhall says

      July 26, 2022 at 11:08 am

      So nice to hear *your* voice!

      Reply
  2. Trudy says

    July 19, 2022 at 7:38 am

    Keep us updated as the garden matures. It has such a good beginning. What a spectacular setting.

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    • Barbara Falconer Newhall says

      July 26, 2022 at 11:09 am

      I’m just back from a week away — at a writers conference. I can’t wait to get out there to see what these critters have done in my absence.

      Reply
  3. Ellen+Becherer says

    July 17, 2022 at 5:11 pm

    I love it and I love that you finished it. I don’t have yellow alstroemeria – I do like yours. I also really like your railings. Super great job Barbara. EB

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    • Barbara Falconer Newhall says

      July 17, 2022 at 5:49 pm

      I tried to get alstromeria that were a single, rich color. So I have an orange, a purple, a white, a yellow and a couple of the type with several mixed colors. Come take a look.

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  4. Nancy+Sanders says

    July 17, 2022 at 7:44 am

    Amazing job…well done! Bricks, stones, gravel, all the railings, hauling all
    the dirt in and planting all the flowers, etc. You should be proud of the vision
    it took to have it come out so beautiful.

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    • Barbara Falconer Newhall says

      July 17, 2022 at 11:24 am

      Jon and I started with a side yard and backyard with a lot of deferred maintenance. Things were getting ready to slide down the hill. Jon was there for the first stages, and I decided to finish the project we envisioned.

      The project took many discussions with a series of three different contractors and a landscape designer. There were less expensive, less ambitious options along the way — like keeping a narrow stairway that was intact, but not up to code. But I think it was worth getting the whole project done right.

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  5. Dugger Connie says

    July 17, 2022 at 6:28 am

    Barbie . . . So many stairs to zip up and down. Your landscaping is beautiful. Loved hearing your voice.

    Connie Arnos Dugger

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    • Barbara Falconer Newhall says

      July 17, 2022 at 11:18 am

      Thanks, Connie. It’s great hearing from you.

      Reply

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