My husband was born with no middle name. And when Jon died in February, he still had no middle name.
I often asked, would my husband like to add my name to his?
Off and on during our years together, I offered to fix Jon up with a middle name. I told him I’d give him my maiden name to fill in that blank spot in the middle of his.
This would make for a nice symmetry, I thought, not to mention a reassuring family solidarity. I’d be Barbara Falconer Newhall, and he’d be Jonathan Falconer Newhall.
I last offered to share middle names with Jon back in 2009. I got up one day from my writing desk and hollered upstairs to Jon to ask him one more time if he’d like to add my name to his.
“No thanks,” Jon hollered back. “I’ve never had a middle name. Everyone else does. And I like being different. It’s nothing personal, believe me. “
I believed him.
The story that follows first appeared as a column in the Oakland Tribune. It’s scheduled to be in included in my next book, a memoir in essays about marriage and motherhood in changing times — the 1980s and ’90s.
By Barbara Falconer Newhall
January 8, 1989, The Oakland Tribune
Jon and I had been married nearly 12 years. It was time to pop the question again.
I called him at work.
Sometimes, the best way to get Jon’s attention is to phone.
“What do you think?’ I said, going straight to the point. “Are you ready to add Falconer to your name yet?”
“No,” he laughed.
“Why not? We have Peter Falconer Newhall, Christina Falconer Newhall and Barbara Falconer Newhall. What this family needs is a Jon Falconer Newhall.”
No soap.
A Family Identity
When Jon and I married, I wanted to share a name with him and our future children. It would give our family an identity, and it would make things less confusing for friends, family and insurance companies.
Sure enough, years later, I sat listening as Christina’s kindergarten teacher explained to incoming parents that each family had its own box for messages.
“To minimize confusion,” she said, “the boxes are alphabetized under the mother’s name.”
Thus, Nicholas Strychacz and his father Thomas now look for their messages in the cubby labeled Kathryn Reiss. Eric Hasler and his dad Robert, look for theirs under Linda Hoffman. The Newhalls simply look for theirs in the box labeled Newhall.
The question, back in 1977 and now in 1989, was not whether Jon would change his name to mine. He would not. He will not.
An Avocado Ripening on the Stove
Jon washes lettuce and barbecues chicken. He sees to it that there is always an avocado ripening on the stove and something interesting to take to the potluck. But changing his name to mine would put Jon’s feminist convictions into overload. If we are to be a one-name family, the name has to be Newhall.
During my most insistently feminist days, circa 1969, Bay Area feminists like Una Stannard and her husband (I forget his name) warned against the practice of changing names.
Una’s position and that of other feminists has remained steadfast. In her new book, “Naming Ourselves, Naming Our Children,” Sharon Lebell writes that taking a man’s name represents for women “a major identity rupture.”
Women pliant enough to suffer their names to be changed upon marriage risk becoming “so potentially protean that it’s hard to pinpoint the part of you that abides, the part of you that defines you,” writes Lebell.
But, at age 35, with more than a decade of single adulthood behind me, I did not worry about being too compliant. I perceived myself as tough. I could earn a living, fix a faucet and pick up a diner tab with the best of them.
“Cooperate,” Advised My Grandmother
“Cooperate,” urged my 97-year-old grandmother upon learning that I had passed my 30th birthday still single.
My grandmother was Mrs. David Falconer until she died. Decades after his death, my grandfather’s name was still listed in the Scottville, Mich., phone book — by the woman who bore his name.
She may have been old-fashioned about her name, but my grandmother had a mind of her own. No one ever confused her with my grandfather. And she was right on about cooperation. Giving in once in a while — collaborating — would do me good.
And so began a series of compromises that has left me wondering, 12 years later, whether I have sold out.
Am I leading the life I once dreaded? Am I wallowing in domesticity?
Shouldn’t I be out there on the barricades, dressed for success, carrying a Vuitton briefcase? Shouldn’t I be on a board of directors somewhere, wielding power like mad?’
Why don’t I have a full-time nanny and a self-cleaning oven? Why am I making do with three denim skirts and a canvas KQED tote bag left over from the year we donated big?
It’s true. I worry about all the wrong things. Why my daughter doesn’t like dolls. Whether my son is any good at first base. Whether I’m putting on too much weight. Whether my husband thinks I’m putting on too much weight.
On the Barricades Here at Home
But I am still a feminist. I am not one of those New Traditionalists touted by the media. I’m on the barricades right here in my house on the hill — just as much as if I were being groomed for CEO or pressing for pay equity.
I’m someone who chose to have children and work part-time for a few years, someone who chose the life-long company of a certain man, even it it meant football every Sunday afternoon in December.
I am Barbara Falconer, with the Newhall tacked on, and I’m satisfied with that.
As for Jon’s name, I think I’ll phone him again at the turn of the century.
Note: Yes, I did phone Jon at the turn of the century, and again a decade later. Would my husband like to take my name?
My husband stuck to his guns. And so, that’s how his tombstone will read: Jonathan Newhall. My full name will be engraved next to his: Barbara Falconer Newhall.
It still works for me.
Read about the ineluctable passage of time at “Early Late Youth Gives Way to Middle Middle Age.”
Kathleen Baer says
Barbara, I think Jon missed the boat. Your last name has wonderful sound and imagery and worked so well in the interwoven whole of sound and look between Jon and Newhall as does Falconer between Barbara and Newhall. A missed opportunity.
From the moment I was conscious of not having a middle name, I wanted one. Kathleen Elizabeth, Kathleen Maria, Kathleen Arabia. When I married I tried to have two last names without a hyphen, but overtime it became cumbersome. I finally chose to use my husband’s name as my last because I liked it better than my last name. My maiden name made that identification slip into my middle. I have never been quite satisfied with that and still fantasize about middle names ,now, with lots of vowels in them.
Barbara Falconer Newhall says
Kathleen, Baer is a great name — bear! I have always used Falconer as a middle name and kept Newhall as my last name. That simplifies things. Whenever a document shows up without my middle name, I get really uncomfortable. I’m happy to be Barbara Newhall in informal social situations, but that Falconer is a big part of my identity, so I insist on it.
Anthony Newhall says
Barbara, I remember this column from when it first appeared in the Trib. And I remember Jon’s resistance to the suggested name change. His persistence did not surprise me, but I did not know at the time how much he wanted to hang on to his individuality of the “no-middle-name” club..”. Well, you did your best, and he did his best, too. Even after many years, this is one of your most memorable columns!
Barbara Falconer Newhall says
Thanks, Tony. It’s a fun one. And Jon always got a kick out of my entreaties.