At the LA County Museum of Art: Van Gogh, Kandinsky and a Bump on the Head

Red poles adorn a walkway at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. Photo by BF Newhall

Walkway at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. No glass walls to encounter here. Photo by BF Newhall

A banner announcing an exhibtion of expressionist art at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, LACMA. Photo by BF NewhallIn a fire, between a Rembrandt, and a cat, I would save the cat.” – Alberto Giacometti

“Walk carefully and remember that your lives are more important than a piece of art.”  — “The Monuments Men”

By Barbara Falconer Newhall

For Giacometti, the twentieth-century Swiss sculptor, a living thing was more important than an inanimate object, even if that inanimate object happened to be a 300-year-old painting by Rembrandt.

And the heroes of the movie, “The Monuments Men,” charged with preventing the destruction of much of Europe’s art treasures during the closing months of World War II, were told more than once that human lives, including their own, were more important than the art they hoped to save.

It so happens that the Los Angeles County Museum of Contemporary Art was obliged recently to choose between life and art. I’m happy to report that it opted for life.

That is, it chose to make the wrap-around windows in its in-house coffee shop, Coffee + Milk, a little less pretty and a little more safe.

That was a week ago Wednesday.

Too late for me. Because, just two days before that, while departing Coffee + Milk, I crashed into the crystal clear – and oh-so-aesthetically pleasing – glass wall at the coffee shop exit.

Like any normal, safety-conscious person, I was watching where my feet were about to step as I left the café. Because I was watching where I was going, I did not see the – tastefully faint – cross hatchings located above my gaze in the glass wall next to the open door.

Whack! My forehead hit the glass. Wham! The back of my right hand hit the glass. Bam! My left knee hit the glass.

Not to mention – splash! My latte leapt from my hand and spattered all over me and

After Barbara Falconer Newhall bumped into a glass wall, spilling her latte, a barista arrived with a mop to clean up the mess. Photo by BF Newhall

A barista mops up my spilled latte from the floor below the frameless glass window that is barely visible in this photo — as it was in real life. Photo by BF Newhall

what I now realized was not an open door, but an – unframed – panel of glass.

“Are you OK?” my husband and the Coffee + Milk staffers wanted to know.

In situations like this you’re supposed to be nice. You’re supposed to say, “I’m fine. Don’t worry.”

But I was not fine. I was in pain. I was rattled. “No, I’m not OK,” I bellowed.

The baristas were kind and apologetic. They offered to make me a fresh latte. I declined; I didn’t think I could drink it.

The shop manager, also kind and apologetic, showed up.

I bellowed some more. I raised a nice ruckus. I was angry. I lambasted the venerable LACMA for caring more about how things looked than how things might feel when a hapless museum-goer crashes into a crystal clear – and oh-so-tasteful – glass wall.

I let everybody within earshot know that the museum – and these staffers – needed to do something about that glass wall now, before somebody else got hurt.

One week later, my head was still sore to the touch, my knee bruised, and my hand still hurt.

I decided to call the museum press office to find out if there were plans to fix that consarned glass wall.

LACMA is a beautiful museum, I wanted to say. And I loved the paintings I saw last week – expressionists from  Van Gogh to Kandinsky, my favorites. But I thought the museum needed to be a little less beautiful and a little more concerned about the living, breathing organisms that gaze through its glass walls – and sometimes walk into them.

Glass wall at Los Angeles County Museum of Art (LACMA)  Coffee + Milk cafe after a second safety strip was installed June 11, 2014. LACMA photo

Two days after I hit the wall, a second safety strip was installed on the cafe’s glass perimeter, and both strips were made darker, a museum spokesperson said. Photo courtesy LACMA

The press office wasted no time connecting me to Brooke Fruchtman, associate vice president of marketing and guest services. Fruchtman – also kind and apologetic – told me that there had been a previous collision with a glass wall at Coffee + Milk, which is run by Patina Restaurant Group. It had taken a few weeks to get a solution designed and installed.

And so, as of last Wednesday, there are now two safety strips on the glass, she said. One at five feet and one at three feet. And they’re darker. “If that doesn’t work, we are going to frost the entire window.”

Those remediation plans were already in the works when I banged my head, hand and knee on the coffee shop wall, Fruchtman said. “We never, never want anyone to be injured here.”

Still, I’m glad I bellowed. I like to think it sped things up a bit and maybe spared somebody else a nasty, unaesthetic head banging.

Meanwhile, a little googling reveals that I’m not the first person stopped in her tracks by a glass wall. In the past few years, Justin Bieber, that paragon of youth and cool, has had himself not one, but two, collisions with glass.

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  1. I am sorry this happened to you and that you were in pain for days afterwards, but if only Jon had gotten it on video. I bet you and the rest of the family would be laughing about it on each viewing. it’s always funny after the fact.

    • Barbara Falconer Newhall says:

      What was funny was the fact that after splattering all over that scrupulously clean and clear glass wall, my latte landed upright on the floor. But that’s about it.

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